Walks Into a Bar… String Style – A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here."The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren’t you a string?"The string says, "Nope, I’m a frayed knot."
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Walks Into a Bar… String Style
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