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Fox into Bulldog – How do you turn a fox into a bulldog? Marry her.

Sex Contract – SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage,…

Cow Abortion – Q: What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?A: De-calf-i-nated.

Bulldog + Shih tzu – Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a…