Walking in a Doggie Wonderland – To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":Dog tags ring, are you listening’?In the lane, snow is glistening.It’s yellow, not white — I’ve been there tonight,Marking up my winter wonderland.Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;"Avoid where I pee, it’s my property.Marked up as my winter wonderland."In the meadow dad will build a snowman,following the classical design.Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go, man,So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!Straight from me to the fence post,flows my natural incense boast,"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,I mark it as my winter wonderland."
Thursday, January 30
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland
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