Under the Apron

Mint-Flavored Birth Control – Q: What do you call the new mint-flavored birth control pills…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Back Scratcher – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her back…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chicken Pox – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried…

Worth Every Penny – An elderly, disheveled man walks into a brothel. "I want Natalie,"…

Hipster Booty Call… Bored – Want to come over and be bored at my place?

Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie. These dentures aren’t the only…