Ugly Kid

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Tonsils – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.

Green and Yellow – What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…

A Little Head – This guy with a really small head walks into a bar.…

Newfie Airplane Crash – Canada’s worst air disaster: Canada’s worst air disaster occurred today when…

Michigan State Fans – Q: What do you get when you have a basement full…