Ugly Kid

Guys and Dolls – Two drunk guys try to pick up some girls. The girls…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Met Yo’ Daddy – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, Yo’…

Valentine’s Day Flowers – A man wanted Valentine’s Day to be special, so he bought…

Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.

Angelic Love – "My wife is an angel." "Lucky you. Mine’s still alive."

Space Shuttle Redneck – Q: How’d the redneck get lost in space?A: He rolled down…