Two Black Eyes for a Favor – A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened.The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye.""Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asks."Well," the man says, "I figured she preferred it in the crack, so I pushed it back in."
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Two Black Eyes for a Favor
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