Turtle Sexuality

Osama’s Favorite Movie – What’s Osama bin Laden’s favorite movie? "Dude, Where’s my Cave?"

Math Sucks – Q: Why is the math book always upset? A: Because it has…

Six Shots of Jagermeister – A young man sits down at a bar and says,…

Lincoln Booty Call… Address – Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about…

Pirate Booty Call… Blow – Well… blow me down? Yar!

Yo mama’s so fat… Sherpas – Yo mama’s so fat, even Sherpas can’t climb her.