Troubled Man – A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives. So one day he’s driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her — but he can’t. Later, he sees a kid skating and can’t resist hitting the kid. Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help. So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch. They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street. He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, ”Don’t worry. I got him with the door!”
Tuesday, November 12
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