Towards and Away – A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and Away.Once the boys were grown, the fisherman took them out to sea to learn the family fishing trade.A week later, the mother saw her husband dock the boat all alone."Oh no! What has happened to my darling boys?" she cried."We were just one day out to sea, when Towards hooked a great fish. He fought long and hard, but he was pulled over the side and swallowed whole by the fish.""Oh dear, what a huge, horrible fish that must of been!""Yes, it was, but you should have seen the one that got Away."
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