Tough Ass

Shut Up – If my pants aren’t at my ankles, don’t open your mouth!

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Yo’ Mama – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she told…

Husband Detector – What do you call a women who knows where her husband is…

Knock Knock…Dumb – Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dumbass. Dumbass who? You know, President Bush.

Autoblonde – Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lift – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t lift…