Top Ten Things You Should Never Do

Contractor Booty Call… Mud Jacking – Come on, I’m tired of mud jacking alone.

Splendor in the Grass – A man was walking down the street when he came…

Blonde Cruise – A blonde sees a posting on a bulletin board that says, "Cruise…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Skate Park – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her bellybutton…

Purpose of Kilts – Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?A: Sheep can hear a zipper…

Superhero Booty Call… Tingling – Something’s tingling, and it’s not my spider-sense.