Top Ten Caddy Comments – Golfer: "Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" Golfer: "I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth." Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." Golfer: "You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It’s not a watch – it’s a compass." Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." Golfer: "Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day." Golfer: "This is the worst course I’ve ever played on." Caddy: "This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago." Golfer: "That can’t be my ball, it’s too old." Caddy: "It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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