Top Reasons Eminem’s Wife Filed for Divorce – –That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was. –Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women. –Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse. –Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants… –Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35. –I mean come on, people. . . the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!! –Thanks to a recent surgery, her head’s no longer implanted deep within her own rectum. …And The Top Reason Eminem’s Wife Filed For Divorce. . . –Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.
