Top 10 Reasons To Live On Prince Edward – 1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-ass bridge 2. You can walk across the province in half an hour 3. You were probably once an extra on ”Road to Avonlea” 4. This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from 5. The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows 6. Tourists arrive, see the ”Anne of Green Gables” house, then promptly leave 7. You can drive across the the province in two minutes 8. It doesn’t matter to you if Quebec separates 9. You don’t share a border with the Americans, or with anyone for that matter 10. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night
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