Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths – A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over — the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.The chief screams, "What are you doing?"The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"
Thursday, November 21
Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths
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