Things Men Don’t Say – — Let’s watch Lifetime.– Sex is overrated.– I don’t want to go too far on the first date.– Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you.– Don’t we owe your mother a visit?– I’m relieved I don’t have a large penis weighing me down.– Dessert goes right to my hips.– I hate when I miss Oprah.– Does this suit make me look fat?– I’ll never get tired of listening to Dido.
