They’re Busy – One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. "May I speak to your parents?" "They’re busy." "Oh. Is anybody else there?" "The police." "Can I speak to them?" "They’re busy." "Oh. Is anybody else there?" "The firemen." "Can I speak to them?" "They’re busy." "So let me get this straight — your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they’re all busy? What are they doing?" "Looking for me."
Thursday, December 18
They’re Busy
Jokes about Kids
1 Min Read
More Jokes
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Teacher Arrested – At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Jeans – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets runs…
Careful What You Wish For – A couple was golfing one day on a very,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doggie Style – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, when yo’…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Antique Shop – Yo’ Mama is so old, she went…
Subscribe to Updates
Get the latest creative Jokes from jokesaz.com about doctors, lawyers and politics.
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.













