The Rich Hooker – A hooker brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs."You see this condo? I bought it by giving good hand jobs."Her client tells her to give him a hand job. Afterwards, he is impressed and asks her if she gives good blow jobs."Look out the window. See that red Ferrari on the street? I bought it by giving good blow jobs."Her client asks her to give him a blow job. Afterwards, he is really impressed and asks her if she is good in bed."Look out the window. See that big yacht out there on Lake Michigan? I could own that if only I had a vagina."
Wednesday, December 18
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