The Potty Wisdom of Confucious

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Kneecaps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her kneecaps smile.

Gorilla Noses – Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?A: Because they have big fingers.

Blonde with Chickens – A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled…

Blonde…Faxes – How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? There’s a…

Walking on Water – A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher and a rabbi fish in…

Plumber Booty Call… Check – I need you to check my ballcock.