The Potty Wisdom of Confucious

Blonde Counting – Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is…

Classic Booty Call… Morning – Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?

Captain’s Brave Shirt – The first mate asks the ship captain why he always wears…

Turtle Sexuality – What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!

Yes, Mr. Bear – A guy goes out one day, hunting for bear. After a…

On a Deserted Island – A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors…