The Golfer and the Buttercups – A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer’s ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won’t take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty. Suddenly, Mother Nature appears. "What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter." "Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"
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The Golfer and the Buttercups
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