The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.At Maria’s funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they’re finally together."Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
Thursday, December 18
The Devout Catholic Woman
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