The Devil and Your Dad’s Profession – Three guys die and go to Hell.Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?""He was a candle maker." So, Satan burns off the guy’s d**k.Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?""He was a rope maker." So, Satan rips off the guy’s d**k with a rope.Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"The guy smiles and says, "He made lollipops."
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The Devil and Your Dad’s Profession
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