The Blonde’s Special Order

Classic Booty Call… Raisins – Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a…

Sex Math – What’s 69 plus 69? Dinner for 4.

Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search – When customs finds something in your butt, how do…

Martooni – A lady walks into a bar and says,” Barkeep, gimme a martooni.” The…

Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…

You’ll Be So Fat…Mountain – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll make the centerfold…