The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

Yo’ Mama Is so Ugly… Cigarette Butts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I’ve seen…

Prostitute Potato – Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is…

Confucious Say…Peanutbutter – Confucious say: ”Man with dick in peanutbutter jar is fucking nuts.”

Gourmet Booty Call… Compliments – I’ll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in…

Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."

You Can’t Stop The Voodoo – A businessman was about to go on a long…