Tequila Poem

Empty Cheeze Whiz – Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A:…

Zombie Booty Call… Stealing – I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.…

Drunk Musicians – The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven’s Ninth one night. One bass…

Wanted: Dead Or Alive – An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant…

Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Wilson – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so nasty, Wilson couldn’t pick it.

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tuna Surprise – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, I asked…