Tequila Poem

You’ll Be So Fat…Mountain – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll make the centerfold…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Deodorant – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant…

Please pass the mayo – A kid came home from school and asked his dad,…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Radio – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes the…

SAG Meeting – Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A.…

Blonde Smoker – Q: How did the blonde put out her cigarette?A: She threw it…