Tequila Poem

If Someone says F*** You – If someone says "fuck you," just simply reply, ”Nah,…

Calcium is Funny – How much calcium is in a woman’s breast? Enough to make…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stock Market – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…

Hobo Booty Call… Warmth – Let’s go back to my spot and huddle for warmth.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Juice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…

Priests and Christmas Trees – Q: What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?A:…