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Osama’s Favorite Movie – What’s Osama bin Laden’s favorite movie? "Dude, Where’s my Cave?"

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wake Up – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried…

Laxative Cough Therapy – An old man goes to the pharmacy for cough syrup. The…

I feel like chicken tonight – Why did George Bush cross the road? Beause his…

Dinner’s Ready! – Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."…

Smartass Record Shop – A lady walks into the local record store. "Do you have…