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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac – Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?A: He stayed…

Blonde Tip Toe – Q: Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?A:…

Severe Face Lift – A woman wants a facelift and her surgeon tells her about…

Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women – What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?…

Clown Booty Call… Vibrating – Something’s vibrating in my pocket, and it’s not my joy…

Astronaut Booty Call… Spelling – I put the "ass" in astronaut… assuming you spell that…