Tarzan Sees Elephants

Redneck Wake-Up Call – What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with…

Philadelphia Eagles Schedule – September 15      Gov. Mifflin Jr. High 22      Cub Scout Troop 101…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shocks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has shocks…

Five Pounds of Fat – Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look…

Contractor Booty Call… Nail Gun – I’ve got a state-of-the-art nail gun.

Caveman Booty Call… Evolution – I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.