Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Farts – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, people look forward to her farts.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Vacuum Sheets – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she vacuums her sheets instead of washing…

Antique shop – Yo’ mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What’s new?"

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Hot Meal – Yo’ Mama is so poor, the last time she had a hot…

Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Police Station – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she went to the police station and…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Jelly Beans – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Skate Park – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her bellybutton is a skate park.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fired – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound…