Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Psychic Friends – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, the Psychic Friends only charge her half…

Yo’ Mama… Lipstick – Tell Yo’ Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick — I got a rainbow…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bucket of Water – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Oxygen – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, when you were born, the doctor had to…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Sex? – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she got to the sex question on…

Yo’ Mama Is So Redneck… Door Mat – Yo’ Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home…

Yo’ Mama’s House… Outside – Yo’ Mama’s house is so dirty, I had to wipe my feet before I went…

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Candy Corn – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so rotten, her smile looks like candy corn.

Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Racquetball – Yo’ Mama is so short, she plays racquetball on the curb.