Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Forklift – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a…

Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Racquetball – Yo’ Mama is so short, she plays racquetball on the curb.

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Toothpick – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Face Hurt – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boil Water – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to boil water.

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, the doctor announced twins.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bucket of Water – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Blood Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she studied for her blood test.

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Postage Stamp – Yo’ Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send…