Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Haircut – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a band-aid on her haircut.

Yo’ Mama Is So Lazy… Nose Blowing – Yo’ Mama is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss…

Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Cornrows – Yo’ Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Skate Park – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her bellybutton is a skate park.

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Jelly Beans – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report…

Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Police Station – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she went to the police station and…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Hot Meal – Yo’ Mama is so poor, the last time she had a hot…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fired – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Vacuum Sheets – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she vacuums her sheets instead of washing…