Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Face Hurt – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boil Water – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to boil water.

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, the doctor announced twins.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bucket of Water – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Blood Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she studied for her blood test.

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Postage Stamp – Yo’ Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send…

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has to screw on her underpants around…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Birth – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her…