Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Blood Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she studied for her blood test.

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Postage Stamp – Yo’ Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send…

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has to screw on her underpants around…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Birth – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Heat – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I put out my cigarette in her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Lollipop – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Harpooned – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went swimming, she got harpooned.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stretch Marks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bath…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over…