Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Favorite Color – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Elephants – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the elephants at the zoo throw her peanuts.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Stamping – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she stamped her foot and missed the ground.

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Donkey – Yo’ Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Forklift – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tuna Surprise – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, I asked what was for dinner, she…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doctor Slap – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn’t…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Instructions – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she has to re-read the instructions on the…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dorito – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.