Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Candy Corn – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so rotten, her smile looks like candy corn.

Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Racquetball – Yo’ Mama is so short, she plays racquetball on the curb.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Parking Meter – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Drug Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was…

Yo Mama’s So Fat… Both – Yo’ mama so fat, she’s on both sides of the family!

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Asphalt – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

Yo’ Mama vs. NY Jets – Q: How is Yo’ Mama like the New York Jets?A: You give them a…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Binoculars – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Farts – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, people look forward to her farts.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Vacuum Sheets – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she vacuums her sheets instead of washing…