Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stretch Marks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bath…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Oxygen – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, when you were born, the doctor had to…

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Gas Station – Yo’ Mama is like a gas station: pump and pay.

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bio-Weapons – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Money Clip – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, she puts food stamps in a money…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing…

Yo’ Mama vs. A Chicken – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a chicken?A: A chicken lays eggs,…

Yo mama’s So Stupid…Wall – Yo’ mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on…