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Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, the doctor announced twins.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stretch Marks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bath…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Harpooned – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went swimming, she got harpooned.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Lollipop – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Gas Station – Yo’ Mama is like a gas station: pump and pay.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor charged extra…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has to screw on her underpants around…
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