Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss…

Yo’ Mama Is So Lazy… Nose Blowing – Yo’ Mama is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Haircut – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a band-aid on her haircut.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Yo’ Mama – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she told you that Yo’ Mama be…

Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Cornrows – Yo’ Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Smiles – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.

Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn’t…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kid Names – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she names her kids after cars she…