Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw…

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Candy Corn – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so rotten, her smile looks like candy corn.

Yo’ Mama… Lipstick – Tell Yo’ Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick — I got a rainbow…

Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Psychic Friends – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, the Psychic Friends only charge her half…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Flesh-Eating Disease – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Smiles – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Batteries – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

Yo’ Mama’s Head Is So Big… Raining – Yo’ Mama’s head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don’t…