Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Smiles – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Batteries – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

Yo’ Mama’s Head Is So Big… Raining – Yo’ Mama’s head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don’t…

Yo Mama’s So Fat… VCR – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper!

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Forklift – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a…

Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Racquetball – Yo’ Mama is so short, she plays racquetball on the curb.

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Toothpick – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Face Hurt – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because…