Saturday, February 8
Browsing: Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor charged extra…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has to screw on her underpants around…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Postage Stamp – Yo’ Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Blood Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she studied for her blood test.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Heat – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I put out my cigarette in her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went to the doctor for a home…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boil Water – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to boil water.
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