Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Toothpick – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went to the doctor for a home…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boil Water – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to boil water.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Face Hurt – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Batteries – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Happy Dog – How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as…

Yo Mama’s So Fat… VCR – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper!