Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Croaks – A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist…

Trampoline vs. Lawyer – What’s the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? You take your shoes off to jump…

The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to…

Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A: Depends on how deep you…

The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to…

Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over…

A Lawyer and A Politician – What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?…

Defense Lawyer’s Good News – "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What’s…

Lawyers in the Trees – Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames – Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?A: When a busload of lawyers…