Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Substituting Rats for Lawyers – Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?…

Third Opinion – Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All…

Sharing – A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered…

What happens when lawyers take Viagra… – Q: What happens when lawyers take Viagra? A: They grow taller.

Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over…

Lyin’ Lawyer Laffs – How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

Lawyer Rates – A man walks into a lawyer’s office and inquires about the rates."Fifty dollars for three questions, "replies…

Computer Diagnosis – One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he…

Hostage Situation – Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten…

The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to…