Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

500 lawyers in the ocean – What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good…

The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to…

Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane…

F. Lee Bailey Love – What’s the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers? One is boorish…

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? – What do a lawyer and a sperm have in…

Lawyer Experiments – Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?A: They don’t become so attached…

Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only…

Lawyers in the Trees – Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding…

Christmas Bonus – Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month’s Christmas party, you…