Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Legal Jargon! – Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you…

The Hit and Run Case – A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready…

Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did…

Lawyer Minivan Tragedy – Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the tragedy?A: The minivan could’ve held…

Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and…

Lawyer Means… – What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.

The Brass Rat – A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a…

Burried 10 Feet Under – Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down, they’re really not that bad!

Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It depends how hard you throw…

Lawyer-Client Relations – Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?A: To prevent clients from…