Thursday, January 23
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to…
Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over…
A Lawyer and A Politician – What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?…
Defense Lawyer’s Good News – "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What’s…
Lawyers in the Trees – Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames – Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?A: When a busload of lawyers…
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?A: It’s called Sosumi.
A Few Good Lawyers – A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels…
Burried 10 Feet Under – Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down, they’re really not that bad!
F. Lee Bailey Love – What’s the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers? One is boorish…
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The Tasteful Blind Man – A blind man walked into a diner and made a…
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Feet First – One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked…
Powder Proof – A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy…
Blonde Destroyer – What is a blonde’s definition of a naval destroyer. A hula hoop…
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you…
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