Sunday, November 17
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer vs. Hooker – Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A: A hooker will stop…
An Honest Lawyer – What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you can’t trust doctors and lawyers?A: Because they both "practice" their…
Hellacious – Why’d the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full.
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?A: It’s called Sosumi.
Lawyer and Vulture – What”s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Wings.
Take a Lawyer to the Beach! – Q: What do you have when a lawyer’s buried up to his neck…
Deathbed Lawyer – Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!
Beautiful? – A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.…
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Natural Blonde – What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair? Artifical intelligence.
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Clown Booty Call… Horn – If you squeeze my horn, I’ll make a noise. Honk…
Girl Power! – A little boy is playing with his new football and a little…
Before It Starts – A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner…
We Cause Blindness – How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in…
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