Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Lawyers in the Trees – Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames – Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?A: When a busload of lawyers…

Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?A: It’s called Sosumi.

A Few Good Lawyers – A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels…

Burried 10 Feet Under – Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down, they’re really not that bad!

F. Lee Bailey Love – What’s the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers? One is boorish…

Degrees of the Law – What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t know the law? A judge.

Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.

Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside."Jack,…

Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven,…