Thursday, January 23
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
What happens when lawyers take Viagra… – Q: What happens when lawyers take Viagra? A: They grow taller.
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A vampire only sucks blood at…
Lawyers and God – What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
Practice – What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.
Lawyers Don’t Get Fair Shakes – 95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name!
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some…
Computer Diagnosis – One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he…
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?A: Their personalities.
Lawyers and Lightbulbs – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb? A: One but it…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2 – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:…
More Jokes
Butcher Booty Call… Sausage – Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
Bob Dole – Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?…
Math Sucks – Q: Why is the math book always upset? A: Because it has…
Operating With a License – Q: What do you call a lesbian wedding license?A: A…
Divorce and Circumcision – Q: What’s the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?A: In…
Bill Clinton’s Favorite Card Game – Q: What is Bill Clinton’s favorite card game?A: Poker.
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.