Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Hostage Situation – Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten…

The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to…

A Few Good Lawyers – A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels…

Lawyer vs. Hooker – Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A: A hooker will stop…

An Honest Lawyer – What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.

Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you can’t trust doctors and lawyers?A: Because they both "practice" their…

Hellacious – Why’d the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full.

Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.

Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?A: It’s called Sosumi.

Lawyer and Vulture – What”s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Wings.