Thursday, January 23
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and…
Take a Lawyer to the Beach! – Q: What do you have when a lawyer’s buried up to his neck…
What Do You Call? – What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three…
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull – Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick.
Third Opinion – Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All…
Lawyer and Sperm – Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A: Both have about a one…
Little Old Lady’s Banking Wager – A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of…
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator – Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer.…
Guess Who? – A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at…
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Homeless – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it…
Jock Booty Call… Recover – Hey babe, I’d like to recover your muff. High five!
Act of God – After his wife had a baby, the new minister appealed to…
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