Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Minivan Tragedy – Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the tragedy?A: The minivan could’ve held…

Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger;…

Lyin’ Lawyer Laffs – How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

List of Short Books – 1)  A Guide to Arab Democracies 2)  A Journey through the Mind of Dennis Rodman…

The Brass Rat – A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a…

Lawyers in Lust – Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "Boy, I’d like…

Lawyer-Client Relations – Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?A: To prevent clients from…

The Lawyer Keeps His Promise – A dying man gives each of his best friends — a lawyer, doctor and…

Lawyer vs. Hooker – Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A: A hooker will stop…

Oh, Those Darn Lawyers – Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon…