Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? – What do a lawyer and a sperm have in…

Lawyer Experiments – Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?A: They don’t become so attached…

Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only…

Lawyers in the Trees – Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding…

Christmas Bonus – Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month’s Christmas party, you…

Lawyers in Lust – Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "Boy, I’d like…

The State of Lawyers – Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all…

Lawyer vs. Snake – A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What’s the difference between em?…

Substituting Rats for Lawyers – Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?…