Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer vs. Hooker – Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A: A hooker will stop…

An Honest Lawyer – What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.

Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you can’t trust doctors and lawyers?A: Because they both "practice" their…

Hellacious – Why’d the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full.

Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.

Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?A: It’s called Sosumi.

Lawyer and Vulture – What”s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Wings.

Take a Lawyer to the Beach! – Q: What do you have when a lawyer’s buried up to his neck…

Deathbed Lawyer – Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!

Beautiful? – A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.…