Sunday, February 23
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Buried Lawyers – Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?A: Not…
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? – Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three…the rest are all…
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only…
Lawyer Means… – What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
An Honest Lawyer – What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
Crossbred Dogs – Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it doesn’t seem to matter. Bull…
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? – What do a lawyer and a sperm have in…
Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator.
Lawyer and the Skunk – What’s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer…
Lawyer vs. Snake – A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What’s the difference between em?…
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The Golfer – The was a man named George who got a new job. His…
Having to Take a Whisper – Once there was a liitle boy in church. He…
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface – Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through a park, when…
Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip – Bill and Bob go on a…
Blonde With License – Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test? A:…
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