Thursday, January 23
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
What Did A Lawyer Name His … – What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter? Sue!!
De-evolution – At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.
Sharing – A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered…
Lawyer Rates – A man walks into a lawyer’s office and inquires about the rates."Fifty dollars for three questions, "replies…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance.
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?A: Cut the rope.
Buried Lawyers – Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?A: Not…
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? – Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three…the rest are all…
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only…
Lawyer Means… – What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
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Two Bit Girlfriend – A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His…
Sex Schedule – A young married couple maintains a strict sexual schedule. Every day, the…
College Pride – A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she…
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