Sunday, December 22
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
A Lawyer and A Politician – What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?…
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? – What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people…
Practice – What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?A: Cut the rope.
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?A: Their personalities.
500 lawyers in the ocean – What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good…
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to…
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane…
F. Lee Bailey Love – What’s the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers? One is boorish…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bricks – Yo’ Mama’s so ugly, if ugly were bricks,…
Monster Mystery – What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of…
Little Girl on a Swing – Q: Why did the little girl fall off the…
Mechanical Sex – How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex? One…
Baldness – Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Change in the Weather – Yo’ Mama is so stupid,…
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