Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What…

Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take…

What Do You Call? – What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three…

Lawyers vs. Buffalo – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?A: The lawyer charges more.

Buried Lawyers – Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?A: Not…

Lawyer and the Skunk – What’s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer…

It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his … – It was so cold today I saw…

Crossbred Dogs – Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it doesn’t seem to matter. Bull…

Leeches – What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you’re…

Guess Who? – A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at…