Sunday, February 23
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only…
Lawyer Means… – What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
An Honest Lawyer – What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
Crossbred Dogs – Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it doesn’t seem to matter. Bull…
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? – What do a lawyer and a sperm have in…
Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator.
Lawyer and the Skunk – What’s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer…
Lawyer vs. Snake – A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What’s the difference between em?…
Hostage Situation – Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten…
Deathbed Lawyer – Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!
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The State of Lawyers – Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste…
See Anything You Like? – Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards…
Single Guy Holiday – Q: If mothers have Mother’s Day and fathers have Father’s Day,…
Laughing Washing Machine – Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the…
Zombie Booty Call… Astrology – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "I do it with…
Identifying Clyde – Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the…
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