Sunday, November 17
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger;…
Trampoline vs. Lawyer – What’s the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? You take your shoes off to jump…
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.
Little Old Lady’s Banking Wager – A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of…
Degrees of the Law – What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t know the law? A judge.
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in…
The Lawyer Keeps His Promise – A dying man gives each of his best friends — a lawyer, doctor and…
Defense Lawyer’s Good News – "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What’s…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
More Jokes
Paying the Price – William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with…
Marriage Woes – — I married Miss Right — I just didn’t know her first…
Clinton’s Boxers – Q: Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?A: To keep his ankles warm.
Geek Booty Call… Power-Up – When I look at you, there’s a power-up in my…
Seven Dwarves On A Bus – The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started…
A Disney Break Up – Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time…
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