Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Lawyers vs. Buffalo – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?A: The lawyer charges more.

Buried Lawyers – Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?A: Not…

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? – Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three…the rest are all…

Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2 – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:…

Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What…

Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take…

What Do You Call? – What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three…

Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen…

Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator.

Lawyer and the Skunk – What’s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer…