Sunday, November 17
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Guess Who? – A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at…
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull – Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick.
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t do and a lawyer should…
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger;…
Trampoline vs. Lawyer – What’s the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? You take your shoes off to jump…
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.
Little Old Lady’s Banking Wager – A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of…
Degrees of the Law – What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t know the law? A judge.
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in…
More Jokes
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Pirate Booty Call… View – I could get a better view of you from your…
Vending Machine and Blonde – Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a…
$1 Million in Heaven – Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Low Rider – Yo’ Mama is so fat, every car…
Prom Booty Call… Dress – That prom dress is coming off like… a prom dress.
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