Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven,…

Lawyer and Vulture – What”s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Wings.

500 lawyers in the ocean – What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good…

Christmas Bonus – Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month’s Christmas party, you…

Substituting Rats for Lawyers – Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?…

Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What…

Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long line at the Pearly Gates.…

A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About three pounds, including the urn.

What Did A Lawyer Name His … – What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter? Sue!!

De-evolution – At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.