Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

The Hit and Run Case – A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready…

Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people…

Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in…

Leeches – What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you’re…

Skydiving – Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: A perfect setup for skeet shooting.

Banker Joke – A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a…

A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer … – A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer…

Lawyers vs. Buffalo – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?A: The lawyer charges more.

Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane…