Wednesday, April 9
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Take a Lawyer to the Beach! – Q: What do you have when a lawyer’s buried up to his neck…
What Do You Call? – What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three…
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull – Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick.
Third Opinion – Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All…
Lawyer and Sperm – Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A: Both have about a one…
Little Old Lady’s Banking Wager – A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of…
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator – Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer.…
Guess Who? – A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at…
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
What happens when lawyers take Viagra… – Q: What happens when lawyers take Viagra? A: They grow taller.
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Little Johnny’s Subsitute Teacher – Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When…
Showers Instead of Baths – Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing…
Super Bowl – A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats…
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