Monday, December 30
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
The Amazing Health Computer – One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should…
Skydiving – Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: A perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long line at the Pearly Gates.…
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A vampire only sucks blood at…
A Lawyer and A Politician – What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?…
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? – What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people…
Practice – What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?A: Cut the rope.
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?A: Their personalities.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went to…
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Porsche and Hedgehog – What’s the difference between a Porsche and a hedgehog? A hedgehog…
Shine On, You Crazy Fratboy! – How many Frat boys does it take to change…
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. – There was a farmer who grew watermelons.…
Flight Attendant Booty Call… Nuts – Hello, would you like some warm nuts?
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