Sunday, November 17
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger;…
Trampoline vs. Lawyer – What’s the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? You take your shoes off to jump…
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.
Little Old Lady’s Banking Wager – A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of…
Degrees of the Law – What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t know the law? A judge.
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in…
The Lawyer Keeps His Promise – A dying man gives each of his best friends — a lawyer, doctor and…
Defense Lawyer’s Good News – "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What’s…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
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Hoshimota – An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a…
Number of Blonde Jokes – Q: How many blonde jokes are there?A: One. The rest…
Devil in the Church – One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dating Yo’ Dad – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’…
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