Sunday, December 22
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?A: Cut the rope.
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?A: Their personalities.
500 lawyers in the ocean – What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good…
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to…
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane…
F. Lee Bailey Love – What’s the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers? One is boorish…
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? – What do a lawyer and a sperm have in…
Lawyer Experiments – Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?A: They don’t become so attached…
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only…
Lawyers in the Trees – Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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Pregnant Nun – A. How do you get a nun pregnant? Q. Dress her up…
The "No Love" Boat – When the ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting…
Clinton Bedtime Story – Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom, when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Good Side – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had…
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