Sunday, February 23
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull – Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick.
Third Opinion – Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All…
Lawyer and Sperm – Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A: Both have about a one…
Little Old Lady’s Banking Wager – A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of…
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator – Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer.…
Guess Who? – A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at…
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
What happens when lawyers take Viagra… – Q: What happens when lawyers take Viagra? A: They grow taller.
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A vampire only sucks blood at…
Lawyers and God – What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
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The Best Kind of Housekeeping – One day Stan comes home from a hard day…
Viking Booty Call… Red – Would you like to meet Erik the Red?
Count Chock Full of Nuts – Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A:…
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