Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t do and a lawyer should…

Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take…

The Test – A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in…

Hellacious – Why’d the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full.

The Hit and Run Case – A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready…

Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people…

Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in…

Leeches – What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you’re…

Skydiving – Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: A perfect setup for skeet shooting.