Friday, November 8
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers vs. Buffalo – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?A: The lawyer charges more.
Buried Lawyers – Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?A: Not…
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? – Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three…the rest are all…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2 – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:…
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What…
Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take…
What Do You Call? – What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three…
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen…
Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator.
Lawyer and the Skunk – What’s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer…
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Train Sets and Breasts – Q: What do electric train sets and women’s breasts have…
Blonde in Wheat – Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by…
Signs You’re Burned Out – 10. You’re so tired you now answer the phone, ‘Hell.’…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her chins rest…
Big ‘n’ Green – What’s green with 20,000 assholes? A St.Patrick’s Day parade!
Jock Booty Call… Holding – Hey babe, are you interested in a little offensive holding?…
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