Friday, March 28
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.
The Amazing Health Computer – One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should…
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t do and a lawyer should…
Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take…
The Test – A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in…
Hellacious – Why’d the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full.
The Hit and Run Case – A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people…
Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in…
More Jokes
Swallowing Viagra – Q: What happened to the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?A:…
A man at a retirement home was walking … – A man at a retirement…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
The Vow of Celebracy – The Pope dies and goes to Heaven. A committee of…
Top Reasons Eminem’s Wife Filed for Divorce – –That comment about Elton being "twice the…
Helen Keller’s Broken Arm – How did Helen Keller break her arms? Trying to read…
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