Tuesday, December 16
Browsing: Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen…
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding…
Lawyer Stamps – Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?A: People wouldn’t lick them.
Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and…
Take a Lawyer to the Beach! – Q: What do you have when a lawyer’s buried up to his neck…
What Do You Call? – What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three…
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull – Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick.
Third Opinion – Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All…
Lawyer and Sperm – Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A: Both have about a one…
Little Old Lady’s Banking Wager – A little old lady walks into the Bank of Canada with a bag of…
More Jokes
Little Johnny… Big Word – The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic…
John Bobbitt’s Doorbell – Q: Did you hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?A: It has…
Chapters in a Washington D.C. Intern Tell-All – — When You’re Asked to Suck At…
Technically and Reality? – One day, a little boy asks his father what the difference…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Titties Off – Yo’ Mama is so old, when I…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mayonnaise – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise…
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