Browsing: Lawyer Jokes

woman standing while laughing and biting her finger

The Brass Rat – A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a…

Laughing Bedouin in Desert

Lawyers in Lust – Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "Boy, I’d like…

Happy Woman

Lawyer-Client Relations – Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?A: To prevent clients from…

Cute Woman Covering Mouth When Laughing

Lawyer vs. Hooker – Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A: A hooker will stop…

Man In Blue Crew Neck Shirt Wearing Black Framed Eyeglasses

Lawyer Stamps – Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?A: People wouldn’t lick them.

A Man and a Woman Sitting on Couch

Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and…