Browsing: Doctor Jokes

Redneck Birth Control… Daughter – A redneck takes his daughter to the doctor to get birth control pills. The doctor…

Viagra Coffee – An elderly woman goes to the doctor for a checkup. She says, "Doctor, I haven’t had sex…

Coma – Mr. Smith’s wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come to realise that…

I Have Some News for You – A man notices a peculiar rash on his chest. The rash continues to…

HMO in Heaven – An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God…

Accurate Temperature – An abrasive businessman in the hospital constantly berates the medical staff. Only the head nurse will stand…

Regularity – Woman: I have a problem. Doctor: Well, are you regular? Woman: Yes I am. Every day I do…

Too Much Viagra – A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him…

Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and…

Honda – A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor…