Monday, March 3
Browsing: Doctor Jokes
Pregnant Wife – A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two…
More Signs That You’re Out of College – — Your refrigerator holds more solid foods than liquids.– You’ve lost the…
Donny’s Homework – Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system. One…
This Joke Hurts – A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What…
Sick Hick – A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him. "I can’t…
Suggestive Professions – Doctors — "Take off your clothes."Dentist — "Open wide."Hairdressers — "Do you want it teased or blown?"Milkmen…
Hillary Clinton’s Surprise – Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she’s pregnant. Hillary…
The Businessman’s Medical Problem – A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth…
It’s Quittin’ Time – A guy went to the doctor to quit smoking, and the doctor gave him a nicotine…
Those Conceited Bastard Doctors – Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and God? A: God doesn’t think…
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I’m a Barbie Girl – What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in…
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? – What do you call Satan and…
Silk Stalkings – What do men and stockings have in common? They either run, cling,…
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