Browsing: Doctor Jokes

A Child’s Prayer – One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: "God bless…

I See You! – A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.…

Beyond Impotent – Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent."I’m not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?""Well, the first…

Fuzzy Vision – Q: Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor? A: Because everything he saw was fuzzy.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, the doctor announced twins.

Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life – THE DOCTOR because he says ”take your clothes off.” THE DENTIST…

The Engineer at the Golf Course – A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group…

The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere.…

Blonde’s Maternity Test – The doctor tells the blonde, "You’re pregnant."The blonde asks, "Are you sure it’s mine?"

Medical Benefits – A lady shows up at her doctor’s appointment. The doctor calls her name and says, "Will you…