Browsing: Doctor Jokes

HMO in Heaven – An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God…

Accurate Temperature – An abrasive businessman in the hospital constantly berates the medical staff. Only the head nurse will stand…

Regularity – Woman: I have a problem. Doctor: Well, are you regular? Woman: Yes I am. Every day I do…

Too Much Viagra – A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him…

Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and…

Honda – A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor…

Blonde at the Doctor – Please remove your blouse, says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around…

Ending It All – A very old woman realizes that she’s seen and done everything and the time has come…

How does it feel? – Sandra and her husband Jim are expecting a baby in 2 months. One day Jim…

Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico."Workers…