Browsing: Doctor Jokes

Always Bring the Fingers – A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes…

Doctor’s Orders – A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife…

Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room – A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a…

Hillbilly Newlyweds – A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn’t know how to go about it.…

Impossible Deposit – A man goes to a sperm bank and says, "I’d like to make a deposit please."The doctor…

Chaste Nudist – A young girl goes to her doctor. The doctor runs some tests and tells her she is…

Third Opinion – Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All…

Little Big Fart – There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn’t come…

Lipstick Or…? – Two guys are at the doctor’s office, each has got a problem with his "jimmy." One guy…

Hormonal Imbalance – A distraught woman goes to her gynecologist. When the doctor asks her what is wrong, she says,…