Browsing: Doctor Jokes

I Need Glasses. Do I Ever – "Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!" "You certainly do, ma’am. This is a barber…

Eating Right – A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up…

The Hippie and the Spice Rack – With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up at the local casualty…

The Cure for Mutes – One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but…

Cooky Cookie Joke – Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors office? A: Because it was feeling crummy.

Headaches and Sex – A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the…

You Need Elephant Muscles – Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain an erection. After a complete…

Redneck Birth Control… Cherrybomb – A man and and a woman from Alabama don’t want any more children because they…

Impossible Deposit – A man goes to a sperm bank and says, "I’d like to make a deposit please."The doctor…